Frequently Asked Questions

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Our address is 2785 FM 770 Kountze, Texas 77625.  That puts you at the turn-in, where there will be signs to let you know you're found the right place. From there, you will have a beautiful drive through the woods before you reach our parking lot, campgrounds, and faire site.

Thirty-three acres total. Our first season at our home property uses about four acres for the faire, 2.5 for parking, and six rough acres for camping. We will be improving the land and expanding the used acreage every season until we are utilizing the entire thirty-three.

Yes, it's very important to us that we remain a place that's fun for all ages. There are multiple activities for children as well as adults.

Yes and we would love to see you around the fire! It is primitive with no water or electricity, but we do have a main bonfire and Hill Haven Hooka runs their lounge plus a small bar. Please see our Camping page for more details.

Kountze is quite small, but Silsbee and Lumberton are within twenty minutes and offer a larger variety of options.

At this time they are allowed in both the faire and in camping, but they must be socially acclimated, leashed, and completely under their handler's control at all times. Any injury to the pet, injury to others by the pet, or damages wrought by the pet are the handler's responsibility. The handler is required to pick up after the pet.  If any of these rules are overlooked, the handler will be asked to remove the animal from the property. If there are any incidents, pets will no longer be allowed, so please don't bring them if you at all doubt their behavior.

We will be running two four-weekend seasons, one in spring and one in autumn. Between seasons, we have regular volunteer weekends with comradery and free camping while we work together to improve the site. Follow us on Facebook to stay up to date on our events.

Saturdays 10AM - 6PM 

Sundays 10AM - 5PM

Varies by season, but we always have burgers, quesadillas, and various forms of walking-around food. And of course we will always do our utmost to provide turkey legs.

Mead, beer, sodas, teas, sports drinks, and water are available at the two bars. Other vendors offer specialty drinks, including coffee.

Swords, daggers, and other blades are allowed, but must be peace-tied. Flintlock pistols that are completely disabled are acceptable. Modern firearms are not allowed.

No themed weekends here; we want to see the garb you most want to wear, according to the weather and your comfort level. You're always free to gather a few friends and come up with your own theme!

At this time, there are no ATMs on the grounds. Many cell service providers are spotty. There is wifi, but it is only available to vendors for the purpose of making credit card transactions. Please use this information to make choices about how much cash to bring.

Porta-potties, including ADA compliant porta-potties, are provided. There are also foot-pump hand-washing stations.

Think of well-worn paths through the woods, sometimes muddy, sometimes with roots snaking across. Friendly to some wheelchairs, not so much to others. 

Our applications will open again soon! Follow us on social media to see when those go live.